Hello. I'm starting this journal as I think it might help me to get laid meet new people, as it seemed to work for my team-mates.

Because of all those lunatic fangirls who call me Duckie and talk about coddling me (honestly. I am eighteen, not eight!), I'm making this Friends Only. Please comment to be added, and I'll be only too happy to oblige. Unless you're one of the aforementioned terrifying women.